Stretching Them Things

Stretching Them Things-Sam Chatmon
Sam Chatmon, vocal and guitar in G position, standard tuning

INTRO

Well, I met a woman, shoes was hurtin’ her feet, told her bring them to my shop down on, Capitol Street
REFRAIN: So I can stretch them things, oh, I mean I’m stretching them things
Says, I really breaks a record, baby, ‘bout stretching them things

Well, I stretched them by elec'tic, stretched them by hand, everybody calls me the stretchin' ol' man
REFRAIN: I been stretching them things, oh, I mean I’m stretching them things
I really breaks a record, baby, ‘bout stretching them things

Well, I got a stretcher, it’s long and slim, when I stretch it, says, too loose Jim
REFRAIN: I been stretching them things, oh, I mean I’m stretching them things
I really breaks a record, baby, ‘bout stretching them things

Well, I stretch ‘em in the morning, I stretch ‘em at night, everybody tells me my stretching’s alright
REFRAIN: I been stretching them things, oh, I mean I’m stretching them things
I really breaks a record, baby, come to stretching them things

Young girls these days they get, tempted in mind, they don’t love your stretching ‘less you, take your time
REFRAIN: And go stretch them things, oh, I mean I’m stretching them things
Says, I really breaks a record, baby, ‘bout stretching them things

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